the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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