I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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