honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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