So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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