I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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