I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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