I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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