I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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