how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
