Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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