): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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