Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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