I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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