I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize