Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it's not cheating when I paid for it
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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