I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I love having hate sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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