im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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