I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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