He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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