thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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