You just made me feel so damn special
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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