Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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