Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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