My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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