with your own penis?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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