I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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