I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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