Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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