i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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