Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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