D3 body, D1 cock
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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