It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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