Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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