She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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