how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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