i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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