u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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