Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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