...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Soap is not a condiment
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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