This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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