This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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