Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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