you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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