he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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