Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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