Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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