I'm really into asian looking animals
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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