Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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