I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder