How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.