the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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