I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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