id be glad to
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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