guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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