oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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