he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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