no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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